when stars burn bright

Hello my fellow human! I'm glad you could make it[: I'm Sam and I tend to be quirky and far too giggly sounding over the internet. (That picture up there is me but it's from June 2012, I still like it nonetheless) I aspire to be a poet; a spoken word poet to be exact. I'm pretty whatever about what I reblog; if I want to reblog it I reblog it.
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eclecticwiccan:

IMPORTANT

ditchschooleatpizza:

snorlaxatives:

all i want in life is to try one of those candies from jimmy neutron

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anD THE BOOK GUMimage

acatnamedcassie:

Which episode of lazy town was this

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

frogmakesart:

Sharing some more Valentine’s Day love!

frogmakesart:

Sharing some more Valentine’s Day love!

facts-i-just-made-up:

whale-summoner:

whale-summoner:

Actually, that was the second draft. In the first, he just sat around in his underwear, eating Cheese-its and masturbating.
The final, climactic scene showed him asking a doctor why his penis was yellow. The Wachowskis intended to cut to credits before the doctor revealed the answer, in order to guarantee interest in a sequel.

Reblogging this again because I think it’s pretty good

It is. I tried for like half an hour to alter a Matrix quote to fit it but nothing came to mind. Anything imagined in Laurence Fishburne or Hugo Weaving’s voice about yellow cheese-it penis syndrome would rock.

facts-i-just-made-up:

whale-summoner:

whale-summoner:

Actually, that was the second draft. In the first, he just sat around in his underwear, eating Cheese-its and masturbating.

The final, climactic scene showed him asking a doctor why his penis was yellow. The Wachowskis intended to cut to credits before the doctor revealed the answer, in order to guarantee interest in a sequel.

Reblogging this again because I think it’s pretty good

It is. I tried for like half an hour to alter a Matrix quote to fit it but nothing came to mind. Anything imagined in Laurence Fishburne or Hugo Weaving’s voice about yellow cheese-it penis syndrome would rock.

whereintheblazes:

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF


but the question is
why is there such an organised column of falling jelly dicks
also why is there an uber long one at the end
why

whereintheblazes:

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

but the question is

why is there such an organised column of falling jelly dicks

also why is there an uber long one at the end

why

“Your body contains the universe,
and I want to touch every star”

(via hugmoi)

ratburned:

poyzn:

Animals that are usually awesome.

okay i thought the dog that god buried was alive and my heart stopped

partofdisneysworld:

awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

i love how aladdin is like “the fuck bro?”

andalizard:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.